If you are running a version of Windows before Windows 10 and when downloading/updating get a message similar to, "Could not create SSL/TLS secure channel."... please install a newer version of the .NET Framework from Microsoft. Vista can only use v4.6. Others should install the newest available, like v4.8.
I will literally pay someone to make this app for work me XD
I'm on the fair side of computer illiterate and I will legitimately pay someone via paypal, venmo or however to use teamviewer to make this thing work with ffxiv for me.